Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
Randomize
