In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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