THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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