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Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Randomize
