I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
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When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
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5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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