Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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