i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
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He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
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We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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