I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
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Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
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Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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