I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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