I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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