Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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