So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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