So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
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I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
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Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
jump out the window naked night went bad
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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