I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
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Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
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He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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