Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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