Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
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My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
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He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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