Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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