Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
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porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
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He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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