I think my vagina is haunted
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
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