I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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