i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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