sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
is this the sara with the beer cane?
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
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He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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