we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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