Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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