They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
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I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
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I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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