im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
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In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
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Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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