This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I think I have vodka in my lungs
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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