I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
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No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
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I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.