And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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