I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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