You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
We need to rekindle our bromance
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
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Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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