It's Friday. Sex?
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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