Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
Come on in and take your pants off
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