Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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