i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
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Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
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i think i just lost a toe
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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