I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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