If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
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