Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
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Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
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I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
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