I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
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