he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
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I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
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We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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