he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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