I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
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