the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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