Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
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