Duck Duck Cougar?
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
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