I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Randomize
