i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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