I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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