I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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