fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
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no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
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The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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