check it out our google latitudes are spooning
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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