She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Boobs speak an international language.
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Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
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Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Never let your siblings swipe right.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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