she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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