why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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