Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
you didnt know i had herpes?
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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